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Eureka

Eureka
1. Eureka



Eureka
(chorus)
where’d you get that from, big booty girl?
an ass like that ruins a simple man’s world
launch a thousand ships with a swing of those thick hips
I got it, I got it, I got it
eureka
(end chorus)
 
(verse 1)
oh gosh, she’s hot
kissing this, shaking that
turning a damn magic trick
begging for a naughty smack
must have sweated a thousand squats
meal prepped, gym reps, and all that
making me crazy with nothing but your body
beautiful like an orange Grand Canyon sunset
curvy like a field of fresh bluebonnets, aye
God Himself blessed those yoga pants
Emeril said bam and sprinkled on some hot damn
 
(chorus)
where’d you get that from, big booty girl?
an ass like that ruins a simple man’s world
launch a thousand ships with a swing of those thick hips
I got it, I got it, I got it
eureka
ch’yeah, so sexy
an awesome new discovery
E = MC squat that thing
it’s scientific, magnificent
and oh so beautiful
and I say “eureka”
(end chorus)
 
(verse 2)
surely, this peach was painted by the greats
my eggplant pairs so well with her something so sweet
maybe Eve’s forbidden fruit is what Adam ate?
my jaw drops when she drops it low
if da Vinci drew it, it’d be immortalized
or a marble sculpture by Michelangelo
modern men can only marvel at its size
she’s into me like she’s into tight jeans
and life’s a wet dream, if you know what I mean?
 
(chorus)
where’d you get that from, big booty girl?
an ass like that ruins a simple man’s world
launch a thousand ships with a swing of those thick hips
I got it, I got it, I got it
eureka
ch’yeah, so sexy
an awesome new discovery
E = MC squat that thing
it’s scientific, magnificent
and oh so beautiful
and I say “eureka”
(end chorus)
 
(bridge)
sexy, can you be mine, s-sexy?
I can’t even work through a whole shift
it boggles my mind, how did you get that?
making men dummies, 10/10 dentists agree
all day, no way
now that I know it, I can’t live without it
be the wife to my husband
ruin my life and empty my bank
 
Monday to Sunday
effortlessly smart and sexy
be the eighth wonder to my world
 
(chorus)
eureka
ch’yeah, so sexy
an awesome new discovery
E = MC squat that thing
it’s scientific, magnificent
and oh so beautiful
and I say “eureka”
(end chorus)

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