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The Boss

The Boss
1. The Boss


The Boss
(verse 1)
the boss of the only employer in the whole county
went missing on that October day
some say he never came in
some say he never left
but all everyone could agree on
was work was his life and he was an ass

Jill said he grabbed her breast
Frank said he was just the worst
cussing, cursing, and tearing up important documents
some say he danced with Constance
she was his personal accountant
they stole the company blind and went and got bent

(chorus)
in his head, the boss was the man
only a beta would say yes to that alpha
in his big truck he'll drive to Valhalla
taking up two parking spots along the way
his cowboy boots keep him connected to his back-wood roots
in his mind, the boss had a plan
all the women wanted his babies
they say he could punch a brick with ease
but why can't he get anyone to stay?
why is his house empty at the end of the day?
(end chorus)

(verse 1)
Terry said she caught him crying at his desk
Bob said his flask was empty and it was just midday
the cops couldn't find the gun in his vehicle
Sheriff said if it was a murder it was strategical
because there was no foul play
a child went missing and his case got put on delay
the factory only improved
employee satisfaction was up
upper management didn't know why
"he was a bastard, but maybe we just needed to switch it up"

even his lackeys shrugged
turns out they got the keys
if he never returned
someone said they hoped he burned
but it wasn't me
I'd never say anything so obscene

(chorus)
in his head, the boss was the man
only a beta would say yes to that alpha
in his big truck he'll drive to Valhalla
taking up two parking spots along the way
his cowboy boots keep him connected to his back-wood roots
in his mind, the boss had a plan
all the women wanted his babies
they say he could punch a brick with ease
but why can't he get anyone to stay?
why is his house empty at the end of the day?
(end chorus)

(bridge)
the gossip was good
the morale was great
turns out when you're not too well liked
no one looks for too long, they assume he got wiped
out or left on his own
either way everyone's better off

(chorus)
in his head, the boss was the man
only a beta would say yes to that alpha
in his big truck he'll drive to Valhalla
taking up two parking spots along the way
his cowboy boots keep him connected to his back-wood roots
in his mind, the boss had a plan
all the women wanted his babies
they say he could punch a brick with ease
but why can't he get anyone to stay?
why is his house empty at the end of the day?
(end chorus)

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