The Boss

The Boss

1. The Boss

The Boss

(verse 1)

the boss of the only employer in the whole county

went missing on that October day

some say he never came in

some say he never left

but all everyone could agree on

was work was his life and he was an ass

Jill said he grabbed her breast

Frank said he was just the worst

cussing, cursing, and tearing up important documents

some say he danced with Constance

she was his personal accountant

they stole the company blind and went and got bent

(chorus)

in his head, the boss was the man

only a beta would say yes to that alpha

in his big truck he'll drive to Valhalla

taking up two parking spots along the way

his cowboy boots keep him connected to his back-wood roots

in his mind, the boss had a plan

all the women wanted his babies

they say he could punch a brick with ease

but why can't he get anyone to stay?

why is his house empty at the end of the day?
(end chorus)

(verse 1)

Terry said she caught him crying at his desk

Bob said his flask was empty and it was just midday

the cops couldn't find the gun in his vehicle

Sheriff said if it was a murder it was strategical

because there was no foul play

a child went missing and his case got put on delay

the factory only improved

employee satisfaction was up

upper management didn't know why

"he was a bastard, but maybe we just needed to switch it up"

even his lackeys shrugged

turns out they got the keys

if he never returned

someone said they hoped he burned

but it wasn't me

I'd never say anything so obscene

(chorus)

in his head, the boss was the man

only a beta would say yes to that alpha

in his big truck he'll drive to Valhalla

taking up two parking spots along the way

his cowboy boots keep him connected to his back-wood roots

in his mind, the boss had a plan

all the women wanted his babies

they say he could punch a brick with ease

but why can't he get anyone to stay?

why is his house empty at the end of the day?
(end chorus)

(bridge)

the gossip was good

the morale was great

turns out when you're not too well liked

no one looks for too long, they assume he got wiped

out or left on his own

either way everyone's better off

(chorus)

in his head, the boss was the man

only a beta would say yes to that alpha

in his big truck he'll drive to Valhalla

taking up two parking spots along the way

his cowboy boots keep him connected to his back-wood roots

in his mind, the boss had a plan

all the women wanted his babies

they say he could punch a brick with ease

but why can't he get anyone to stay?

why is his house empty at the end of the day?
(end chorus)