Pinching Pennies

Pinching Pennies

1. Pinching Pennies

Pinching Pennies

(verse 1)

I used to ignore them when they call, call, call

it drove them crazy, so they upped the ante

the stress lead to under pressure and high tension

so I called these punks out and gave them attention

they must have not gotten from their mamas

I'll drop the bomb on them like Hiroshima

sorry, I guess that was untasteful

I'll go ahead and give the apology so I won't be wasteful

I used to be classy now I'm unapologetic

it's more fun to be messy than angelic

instead of keeping the peace, I'm ready to raise some hell

after I wreck their lives, I'll only do well

because they slandered and ruined my reputation

and if you ain't figured it out by now

this record is all about redemption

(chorus)

with a well-written satire

I'll set those bitch asses on fire

fan the flames and throw on a little gas

I've exposed their vices

it'll lead them to crisis

I can finally be happy because they paid their expensive prices

I've got telepathy

I can tell you're coming at me

but have some empathy

and don't become a new enemy

I'll cut them down and won't be sorry

I'll sleep at night like an innocent baby

with a smile and not a cent spent on worries

I guess you could call rebuilding happiness pinching pennies

(end chorus)

(verse 2)

not trying to be meta

but I couldn't be better

they want me to be vulgar and that's the point

so here it is, bitch, I won't disappoint

they'll probably call me the new king of controversy

I mean I just dropped a lyric about a massive tragedy

I'm as shameless and heartless as they've made me out to be

do you get a crown if you're the top villain?

is it like a pageant with a song and dance

and I get my own castle to reign in

I've turned life into a game of Monopoly

I'll pass go, collect my money, and continue to advance

(chorus)

with a well-written satire

I'll set those bitch asses on fire

fan the flames and throw on a little gas

I've exposed their vices

it'll lead them to crisis

I can finally be happy because they paid their expensive prices

I've got telepathy

I can tell you're coming at me

but have some empathy

and don't become a new enemy

I'll cut them down and won't be sorry

I'll sleep at night like an innocent baby

with a smile and not a cent spent on worries

I guess you could call rebuilding happiness pinching pennies

(end chorus)

(bridge)

think about how much I'm saving

by sitting at home and cyberbullying

I don't have to pay for gas

or get out of my pajamas

these pennies will pile up

and I'll buy my parents a trip to the Bahamas

this sinner just became a winner

even at a high cost

but it's a good replacement for the rep I lost

(chorus)

with a well-written satire

I'll set those bitch asses on fire

fan the flames and throw on a little gas

I've exposed their vices

it'll lead them to crisis

I can finally be happy because they paid their expensive prices

I've got telepathy

I can tell you're coming at me

but have some empathy

and don't become a new enemy

I'll cut them down and won't be sorry

I'll sleep at night like an innocent baby

with a smile and not a cent spent on worries

I guess you could call rebuilding happiness pinching pennies

(end chorus)