The Boss 1. The Boss The Boss (verse 1) the boss of the only employer in the whole county went missing on that October day some say he never came in some say he never left but all everyone could agree on was work was his life and he was an ass Jill said he grabbed her breast Frank said he was just the worst cussing, cursing, and tearing up important documents some say he danced with Constance she was his personal accountant they stole the company blind and went and got bent (chorus) in his head, the boss was the man only a beta would say yes to that alpha in his big truck he'll drive to Valhalla taking up two parking spots along the way his cowboy boots keep him connected to his back-wood roots in his mind, the boss had a plan all the women wanted his babies they say he could punch a brick with ease but why can't he get anyone to stay? why is his house empty at the end of the day? (end chorus) (verse 1) Terry said she caught him crying at his desk Bob said his flask was empty a...